Here's how u do it :
Dear (someone you recently talked to),I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).(12),Name
*Paste your last answer as the title
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your carPasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off ofBarefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- FrostbittenLost - High
Simpsons- CowardlyThe news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Spank me
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
So, it turned out like this
Dear Eqen, I don't really know how to tell you this but our affair is over,When I threw up in your sock drawer With George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you Hit on The elephant in the corner.I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand That I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your glass eye as a memory.You should also know that I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and The apartment building is on fire. Spank me, ARC
[TAG] Crazy Letter
My Friend's Sad Story
She called me with her usual cute voice. But, I can sense something in the air; she was not happy as she usually was. I can hear the silent sobs, I can see her crying, hiding in her deep betrayed heart.
Last Friday, my friend Ada (true name) was finishing her final year project (FYP) late at 3am when a friend of her called her in hurry, and worrisome voice, asking for her help. The caller asked her on how to do the project, if possible by any chance, Ada would lend her the soft copy.
Indeed, Ada is a helpful friend. She lent her the project, which was supposed to be handed over by the next day. She thought it was necessary to help one of her best friend. The next day, Ada asked her to submit the project her lecturer as the soft copy was not with Ada. The borrower told her that she will submit it but after a few hours passed, Ada got a call noticing her that her project was yet to be received.
She called the ungrateful borrower again, this time she decided to go to her apartment and retrieve the soft copy by herself. The borrower told her to wait at the ground floor but again, her waiting was completely futile. She called Ada again and asked her to push the elevator's button as Ada was told that the person who is holding her item, is in it. She hit the button several time when suddenly..
YOU HAVE BEEN PRANKED!!!
She cant believe what she saw. She was too furious to watch her friends fooling her to that level, and thus, she left in anger. The project was due, and you know what all those bitches said?
"C'mon, it was just a prank!" with no hesitation and no intention of saying sorry; not even one of those bitches.
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My comment: If I were in her shoes, those bitches would have been in ICU right now for I posses patience no greater than a lion's. How could they do this to her? Is their heart made of dung? Arghh people can be just so cruel. God will pay them. For Ada, be strong and consult your lecturer
Tell me what you feel, my fellow readers =.=
Moral for today
What has happened today will not recur.
The thing is, I have been worrying about Maxmillian (my bike) condition. It had almost led me to accident by least 5 times this week. Maybe there is something wrong with the tyre, I don't know.
So I went to a workshop this evening to see if the foreman there knows anything about the 'unseen' damage. The following is the conversation between me n the foreman.
me: bang, leh tlg tgk x moto ni..tayar cam longgar ar..corner je mesti rase nak jatuh
foreman: jap..eh elok je tayar depan ni haa
me:ooo cbe tgk blkg lak
*foreman belek2
foreman: laa tayar pancit la..siap haus plak tayar tu..sampai nampak benang dah
Me, with my reddish embarassed face quickly take my bike and ramped away from that workshop. I think I heard them laughing at me.
So, I went to Petronas gas station and tried filling up my tube. Unfortunately, the 'ROSAK' sign was pretty hideous and the panel wasn't switched off. I used it and there it goes, my tyre was completely flat. Very much thanks to that stupid Petronas
Moral for today:
Self-check your bike
Inspect the air-pump machine before use
Depression?Lets See
Kamu tau ape tu depression? Depression tu, bile kamu diberi tanggungjawab yg besar, dan dipakse untuk menyelesaikan bende alah tu dalam masa yang amat2 singkat.
Contohnya, seekor makhluk bernama Asfan(bukan nama sebenar) diberi jawatan AJK Multimedia tanpa underlings untuk menguruskan hal-hal multimedia pada Sabtu ini untuk Program Seminar on Leadership and Integrity.
Beliau diminta menyiapkan susunan slide dan lagu-lagu dan lain-lain berkaitan dalam bentuk powerpoint presentation.
Walaubagaimanapun, beliau amat tertekan apabila diminta membuat tayangan video tentang leadership & integrity sebab Malaysia memang kekurangan elemen2 tersebut.
Bukti terbaek:
lokasi: Post guard Universiti ape ehh?Sendiri mau tau la
Kejadian lahanat seperti ini sudah berjalan dengan agak lama dan berleluasa sehingga ke kelompok kediaman lain. Status kejadian di kelompok wanita tidaklah diketahui
Walaubagaimanapun, berbanyak terima kasih kepada yang tidor tu atas idea yang diberikan untuk slideshow leadership dan integrity
Sekian, berita bongok+tekanan
Long Ride
today I rode on my bike at 6pm just to have some 'fresh air' at petaling Jaya while in fact, I don't even know the exact road to there. So, after asking a few friends, I decided to use LDP Highway..its LDP or LPD I'm not sure, but P stands for Puchong
It was a long ride and the time it takes is longer than a ride to my home in gombak via MRR2. When I reached Jusco (Im not sure where on earth that Jusco is sitauted but I think it is close to PJ) , I saw the dark sky with some flicker in it.
Predicting a heavy rain was coming, I pulled over and went to McD. After a gobble of Big Mac, the heavy rain did not seem to stop at all. So I went to a bookstore and did window shopping
When it was no longer raining, I turned back to the highway to Uniten. As far as I concern, I did not know the way back so my path was kind of wishy-washy and I made 2 illegal u-turn and some 'traffic light daredevil' things. hehe. The rain was no longer bearable when I saw UPM signboard. I stopped at UPM and spent some time with my friend, whose birthday was a few days ago.
Now, I am in my room at Uniten. I think I got to go bathe so I won't catch fever.
Kamera Lacur(Edisi Yasmin)
This tag I got from yasmin. I do this 1 because I don't have anything else to do and I cant find my old procrastinated tags. Guess here it goes~
3. Go to the 6th picture in that folder
4. Put the picture on your blog and description of it.
5. Invite six friends to join the challenge.
6. Link them in your blog and let them know they have been challenged
i was not in this picture as I was the one who snapped it. It was taken during our trip to UCSI bandar tasik Selatan for TOEFL exam. Don't know what TOEFL is? Google it. It was then we took our disastrous exam and went back to Uniten. Ok move to the next 1Caranya begini ;
1. Tangkap @ sertakan 3 gambar anda yang anda rasakan paling seksi
2. Tak semestinya tak berpakaian atau mendedahkan.Mungkin anda rasa senyuman anda
masa itu seksi. Sertakan!!
3. Nyatakan kenapa gambar itu begitu seksi bagi anda.
4. Tag 5 rakan-rakan anda yang seksi.
5. Selamat berseksi
gambar ni diambil time mmg xde keje..org kate gmba ni nampak kool but seriously, it seems just normal. ni gamba close-up yg hideous..haha
Ni gamba raye taun lpas(ye kot)
ade org kate, bile nampak gamba ni, terase nak g kahwin..haha mrepek2
gamba ni nampak cam cover perut but time tu tgh tough lg haha
ni la last skali..xde la seksi..rase klaka kot...time ni kat matrik mlake..kitorg jumpe secret garden lpas smayang jumaat kat area2 hostel pempuan (ngeheheh).Dah siap ni, baru perasan..this is the 1st time I ever expose my face in this blogger thing..hmm whatever. Do say hi if u ever stumble with me later.
People I wanna tag:
eju
adibahrisha
ann farhanah
tomato masam
janey
tu je kot
